i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
There are fandoms you are in,THEN THERE ARE FANDOMS YOU ARE IN.
Fortune cookie callin me gay
could you imagine a rivalry between taylor swift and avril lavigne
HEY HEY, YOU YOU
I DON’T LIKE YOUR SNEAKERS
NO WAY, NO WAY
GET BACK ON THE BLEACHERS
even my friends aren’t my friends