kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?


ladysherlock:

There are fandoms you are in,THEN THERE ARE FANDOMS YOU ARE IN.


christianmingle:

Fortune cookie callin me gay

christianmingle:

Fortune cookie callin me gay


mereperf:

butthickey:

janecrocker:

could you imagine a rivalry between taylor swift and avril lavigne

HEY HEY, YOU YOU

I DON’T LIKE YOUR SNEAKERS

NO WAY, NO WAY

GET BACK ON THE BLEACHERS


fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends